👉 Ah, the 'lawyers body enhancing protective liquid' - a bubbly concoction so potent it might just give you the kind of glow that makes the moon blush, but in a very questionable way. Imagine this: "The lawyer's got his protective liquid so potent, he could outshine a neon sign at the local bodega and still be short on cash." Talk about a high-stakes, glittery, and possibly questionable legal battle!